Babes
Bastards
and Blasters
Dedicated, sometimes, to being
funny about
serious matters
and serious
about funny
matters.
Sometimes not.
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MILLION MOM MACHINE-GUN MAULERS STRIKE
(Satire by "Info")
The sappers struck first at the mall, and the main
force of the Million Mom Machine-Gun Maulers deployed a minute later
exiting a stream of stopped SUVs.
The irony of it was that the MMMMers were against guns, especially
machine-guns. That’s why they killed as many people as they could with
them—to precipitate laws against guns, and especially machine-guns.
With appropriate somber tones, the TV news was happy to report that 714
shoppers had been mowed down dead in the MMMM attack, and all the MMMM
members had been arrested, except for two who had been shot dead by a
lone middle-aged man who had a concealed weapons permit in his wallet
and .38 Special in his hand. But he, himself, had been killed by a
fusillade of bullets from the MMMMers.
The shopping mall took appropriate action. They had previously posted
inconspicuous signs around the property warning happy shoppers of
prohibited behavior and prohibited items, including weapons of any kind.
Now, they called their lawyers. Wrongdoers must pay.
Some public controversy erupted over the prosecution of the MMMM members
who had been involved in the attack. After all, they were mothers, and
mothers are good. Besides, they were against guns, and everybody these
days knows guns are bad. The TV news moos say so. So the MMMMers got a
mixed bag of convictions, acquittals, light sentences, and suspended
sentences.
However, the shopping mall’s lawyers made sure the armed man who shot
two of the terrorists got exactly what he deserved, having trespassed,
armed as he was, against the posted rules of the shopping mall. Or
rather, his estate got what he deserved. They sued his estate and got
all of it, including his .38 Special, which was melted down in a TV
broadcast viewed by millions of happy Americans, who cried because of
the sad music accompanying the video event.
And the celebrities, who shed tears as they spoke on TV pictures
everywhere, told us for the zillionth time the plain truth that more and
more Americans know these days because they have slowly learned from the
mass media:
Guns are bad, and nobody should be permitted to have them except
soldiers and the police, and maybe not even them.
NOTE: For some of you who may have difficulty understanding what you
read, this short, short story is dripping with irony. In other words,
this story is against any kind of “gun control,” and supports the Second
Amendment, which specifies that the right to keep and bear arms “shall
not be infringed.”
Control
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Would Bigsoft intentionally impede productivity on its
products? No. Never. They change the function of the keyboard from time
to time just to make sure we consumers are not bored.
Would Bigsoft send us updates that don't work and slow
down our productivity while the computer reboots itself every 4 hours?
No. Never. They'll fix it any minute. They're just busy right now.
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NSA called today...
Around 3pm.
Must have some strong mitters that cut right through the deep layers of
anti-radiowave, non-conductive de-ionized steel reinforced concrete
poured on top of my crisis burrow.
"'Bout your conversation the other day with Mr. Muschibefingern," a
gravelly voiced guy said. "We got some questions."
I was surprised, but I said nothing. I learned from Smiley.
"He said at one point that he didn't like Johnny Carson." There
were sounds then like he was drawing on a cigarette while he was waiting
in vain for me to say something. "Do you remember that?" he finally
asked.
Smiley would have said nothing, so that's what I said.
"How could anybody not like Johnny Carson?" he inflected with just
a smidgeon of whine. "I mean, Carson was a very funny, very likeable
guy."
I felt strong now saying nothing, like I was on top of the guy.
"What kind of a person is Mr. Muschibefingern, anyway?" he finally
asked.
I hung up.
He didn't call back
Just letting you know.
Maybe you ought to lay low on this Carson thing for a while. If it
were me, I would play a few Carson Youtubes and be sure to laugh and say
"Ah, he's great!" once or twice.
Just saying...
"Smirkey"
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Not Going Crazy*
On the other side of the world;
my head is where my feet
are used to being; plain
geometry, that is.
Inverted, di-
verted, re-
vert-
ed
.
Don't have to "go" crazy;
am there already; got
a round-trip ticket;
"Return to Crazy"
"Will you be
staying,
sir?"
"No.
I'll be
going back."
"Back, sir?" "Yes.
Back to Crazy." "How
about a day-trip, Sir? Special
deal on Crazy Excursion! Back by
suppertime to your regular
Crazy. No extra charge
for illusions, delusions
confusions and bad
conclusions. Half-
price but pay
twice. Cra-
zy, eh
?
"
Save my money. No
need to go craz-
y. There al-
read-
y.
*No need for alarm. Just a
little verbal run-off to
walk off a mental
stand-off.
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Characters
“Having your book turned into a movie is like
seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes.”
― John le Carré
Maybe somewhere, John le Carré really did have oxen. Maybe he is the
type who would appreciate big, brown bulks of bovine biology. Yes.
Perhaps.
Movies based on his stories are good, but the writing style of John le Carré pleases me not. I have read a
few of his novels. Absolute Friends, The Spy Who Came in from the
Cold, A Delicate Truth. He is a successful writer of espionage
stories while I am a writer who is interested, among other things, in
the endless intrigues and operations of espionage.
This will not be a critical analysis of why I do not like his
writing. Suffice it to say that he buries his stories in volumes of
constellations of words. Those constellations include ironies, lyrical
themes, bureaucratic bombast, and fascination with detailed descriptions
of an amazing myriad of nouns ranging from trysts to teacups.
But the story is why we open his books. Well, then we must
dig it
out of its thick-weave literary packaging.
But wait! There are the movies! Screenplays of his stories have time for
the story, but little else. I love every one of the movies that have
dramatized Le Carre's stories.
The characters in those stories get me. Leamus. Smiley, Ann and
Karla. Justin and Tessa Quayle. All of them really get me. I mean tears
roll down my cheeks for them, and for others that are too
numerous to mention here. I care what happens to them. Le Carre's
stories are good, but his characters speak to my heart.
So I must say that Le Carre is a good writer. I would say a great
writer, but time is a better judge of that adjective than I. Besides,
I'm envious of his success.
So, Le Carre is famous and probably rich. I am writing about him,
but he will never write about me.
But, I have characters inside me about whom I have written passages
that get me, characters who make my heart swell with emotion and who
make tears roll down my cheeks.
But what happened to them? Where are they?
Back to master Le Carre. I ask him, "Why bulky tomes with strings
of good stories and wonderful characters threading through them? Why not
lyrical and lovely, but lean?"
Perhaps the answer lies in the demands of his success. His readers
want to read. A big book means more reading, more value for the money.
Not for me. I don't want money. Fame, please, no.
So, I must quicken a character or two now.
But, in closing, I must say, say "The writing style of John le
Carre pleases me not, but I love his movies!"
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REGARDING NATIONWIDE SECOND AMENDMENT MARCHES
The time when this kind of demonstration could
successfully make a statement may be over.
Patriots who want their Constitutional
rights to prevail may have to recognize that times have changed, and their
tactics will also have to change.
Even if 50 million Americans show up for the
marches, the mainstream media will lie about it. They'll say 50 people
showed up. Those who defend the Constitution will get no help whatsoever
from the lying media. That is a lesson some patriots need to learn.
Another concern is that large groups of
patriots assembling lawfully and peacefully are tempting targets for agents
provocateur sponsored by those who want to take your guns. They will pretend
that they also are patriots who share your agenda, then, when the TV cameras
are there, they will commit crazy, violent crimes, screaming and waving
signs to "Save our guns," or any such nonsense. They may even fire live
ammunition and hurt somebody. The mainstream media will certainly be
quick to report the activities of those provocateurs, saying they are
"typical gun nuts."
This march may for that reason turn out to be
a good learning experience for patriots who do not yet really understand the
enemy that they are facing.
Instead of gathering in big groups that can
easily be infiltrated by state agents, better for friends to go in pairs
into neighborhoods and just talk to people.
Put up a stand at the library and talk to
people.
A million Constitutionalists gathering in
Washington will not succeed in making a big difference.
A million Constitutionalists talking to
people and making new friends in their own neighborhoods would make a big
difference.
TRUMP TO RELEASE
CLASSIFIED JFK FILES
For Trump, the release of the classified
files pertaining to the assassination of John F. Kennedy may very likely be
a prelude to revealing those responsible.
That would be a logical step in the
conflict between him and the present Deep State, since JFK's murderers were
probably members of the 1963 Deep State.
By doing so, he would also torpedo the media who have been complicit in
the crime by lying all this time.
Of course, it must be said that certain insidious
administrations have had more than 50 years to go through those documents to
clean out any ugly truths and replace them with useful falsies.
Consequently, the big
revelation will be that Lee Harvey Oswald met Donald Trump in Russia, where
they became drinking buddies. There'll probably even be photos.
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